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Adam Morrison Starts Season on the Bench But IS Scheduled To Cry Any Day Now.
Adam Morrison will come off the bench in his first regular season game as a Charlotte Bobcat. Coach Bernie Bickerstaff says that Morrison needs to learn the NBA game:
“He’s a good basketball player, but he has to navigate his way through [...]

Adam Morrison will come off the bench in his first regular season game as a Charlotte Bobcat. Coach Bernie Bickerstaff says that Morrison needs to learn the NBA game:
“He’s a good basketball player, but he has to navigate his way through being an NBA player.”
His crying episode at the end of a game that his [...]

Deadspin is in a state of euphoria after learning that former ESPN baseball analyst Harold Reynolds is suing ESPN for firing him after he touched one ass too many. Reynolds allegedly sexually harassed an intern (and Trey Wingo) and was subsequently fired by the worldwide leader in sexual perverts.
Highlights:

Harold is expected to use the famous [...]

The Smoking Gun has the filing in the Harold Reynolds lawsuit. A few observations:

John Kruk has one testicle.

Reynolds could win this lawsuit.

Spot is a terrible name for dog but a great name for a baby girl.

Kobe likes the backdoor.

Give us a hug Harold.

Recruiting analyst (Latin for opportunist) Tom Luginbill is the epitome of mediocrity in sports journalism. At once arrogant and deficient, he talks endlessly about how he weathered the recruiting wars. He ended up at Palomar Junior College where he was a proficient gunslinger throwing against the likes of Peter, Paul, and Mary.
He transferred to Georgia [...]

The train wreck that is Knickerbocker basketball announced that Jalen Rose has been waived. If you’re Jalen and you can’t make the Knicks…well that’s the end.
Virginia Tech moved up in the AP Poll after their Thursday night win. The Hokies spent the weekend enjoying their victory and trying to recruit more hoodlums. Beamer Ball-catch it [...]

What a week-end. Granted there are a few games in progress and the thrilling nightcap that’s the Cowboys-Panthers but here are The Critics thoughts on what was…

Chris Leak says he thinks he played with a concussion. Tim Tebow chimed in that he can spell cat.

Red Auerbach, Trevor Berbick and Joe Niekro died. Berbick was apparently [...]

High school football is a passion for many people. Friday night means rooting for your team and town as young men try to decapitate each other for their parents viewing pleasure. Traditionally Texas is the sate state where High School football is king. Yet, producers at MTV chose Hoover High School, a nondescript high school [...]

A couple of things happened after the previous post on Hoover High:

Bowel Movement

I discovered that rednecks can operate a computer though they have difficulty forming sentences.

A few days ago I wrote about Tony Romo and it elicited a ton of e-mail comparing me to T.O. before he was a Cowboy. Rush Propst’s name generated two. [...]

Joseph Stalin David Stern put his foot down about dress codes and now demands that players leave their guns at home.
“We think this is an alarming subject, that although you’ll read players saying how they feel safer with guns, in fact those guns actually make them less safe.”
Stern is upset about the image of the [...]