Archive for November 3rd, 2006

Peter King, Jemele Hill, Stephen A. Smith, Scoop Jackson, and Bill Simmons

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Few of us are gifted like William Shakespeare, Ernest Hemingway, or Nate Robinson. Command of the language, research, and attention to detail are the hallmarks of any good writer. The Critic possesses none of these characteristics but he can spot a loser overrated writer quickly owing to his own inability to compose thoughtful prose.
Here, for [...]

Spurrier and The Gamecocks. It’s Bad

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Steve Spurrier is a winner. Or at least he was until he took over the one major college program in America that takes good coaches and makes them appear as if they’ve forgotten the X’s and o’s.
The Gamecocks are winning-for their program-and that speaks to the difficulty facing any coach that tries to move the [...]

Rules For Employment At ESPN

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Brian Kinchen, Harold Reynolds, Sean Salisbury, and on and on. All have been suspended or in trouble for violations of the strict code of Nazism present at the WWL. Thus, in order to help future employees of ESPeein, here’s a handy guide to staying employed up in Bristol.
Don’t use the words gay, homo, queer, or [...]