Archive for November 15th, 2006

Randy Moss Not in The Mood. Raiders Not In the League

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Randy Moss seeks to elevate stupidity to heights not reached since the Fred Smoot Love Boat scandal. Moss, gifted with athletic skills that he hides on most plays, blames his mood for his erratic play. If by mood he means he’s lost a step, perhaps snorted too much blow, or has never been as good [...]

TravelGolf Whine

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

The discussion about Chris Baldwin resulted in his being labeled a whiner because he complained Dan Patrick snubbed him for an interview. Now William Wolfrum, a blogger syndicated by Travelgolf, highlights The Critical Sports Blogs take on Mr. Baldwin.
Admittedly The Critic hadn’t heard of Chris Baldwin nor Travelgolf principally because The Critic is a fan [...]

Jemel Hill’s First Column Is The Next Nail In the Coffin Of ESPN

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Most sports fans awaited Jemel Hill’s first column to confirm that she brought with her to ESPeein the same narcoleptic approach to sentence structure that she had while writing for the Hooterville Journal. Relax. She’s as bad as ever!
It’s a crafty move by the Bristol crowd. Build page 2 and stock it with people that [...]

Bobby Knight is No George Patton. He’s A Pansy

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Bobby Knight fancies himself a modern day George Patton, inspiring people and instilling discipline where it doesn’t exist. This view helps to explain the stupidity involved in his latest incident. General Knight flicked the chin of one of his players to get his attention. This resulted in criticism from intelligent people but a core group [...]

Rush Propst, Hoover High School Seek Title, Cousins To Take To the Prom

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Rush Propst is leading his hillbilly high heroes into a battle for the state championship. Hoover High, featured on MTV and Hillbilly Weekly, are looking to add yet another banner spelled phonetically to their growing list of accomplishments.
Propst is known for his Alabama drawl and innovative coaching skills. Colleges are taking a hard look at [...]