Archive for November 24th, 2006

NFL Network Fumbles First Game

Friday, November 24th, 2006

What appears at first to be a great idea will often turn to disaster later. Take the British Airship R-101 or the Hindenburg. At the time it seemed as if the sky was the limit until both met the ground in ignominious ruin. Or, for pop culture freaks, Magic Johnson’s talk show which killed more [...]

Coker Dismissed. Replacement Sought

Friday, November 24th, 2006

Larry Coker was dismissed from his position as Head Coach of the University of Miami. It came as no surprise to most observers of college football. Here are some leading candidates to replace Coker:

Greg Schiano

Suge Knight

Jeff Bowden

Tom Izzo

OJ Simpson

The Nightstalker

The UnaBomber

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Any DEA agent

LSU Stomps Nutt, Arkansas

Friday, November 24th, 2006

Arkansas entered today’s game with an opportunity to show the nation that they were a well rounded, top 5 team. Instead they were exposed as one dimensional on offense and allowed LSU to put up 31 points. While Arkansas will still play in the SEC championship game they are firmly out of contention for any [...]