Archive for December 12th, 2006

Allen Iverson Trade Requirements

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

In breaking news, found exclusively here at The Critical Sports Blog, we can now confirm that we made up the following demands Allen Iverson has given to any team wanting his services:

Free HBO

Ho’s after each game.

No BOWLING

Thirty free tattoos

No Coaches

That Sucker Is Hot!

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Baseball had a busy Hot Stove Monday. Most noteworthy, I guess, was the Rangers’ one-year agreement with 39-year-old center fielder Kenny Lofton. Kenny will attempt to heal the hearts of Gary Matthews Jr. fans, as he agreed to a $50 million, five-year deal with the Angels this off season.
Apparently, the Rangers have also made a [...]

Gagne Buys Giant Belt Buckle

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

The Rangers and reliever Eric Gagne agreed to a one-year, $8 million contract, including the lifetime supply of safety goggles he insisted upon, Tuesday, pending a physical. It was the giant belt buckle shaped like Texas and new 10 gallon hat extra incentives that sold Gagne, initially.
The 30-year-old right-hander spent the past eight years of [...]

Call For Sports Junkies and CSS Geeks

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

History shows that expansion is often necessary. In America the west became the new territory and that worked out well except for my people (Native Americans). But I’m not bitter. Expansion gave us California which in turn made my favorite comedies: Animal House and Friday.
I’m a neophyte with respect to blogging. The Critical Sports Blog [...]

Gagne Buys Giant Belt Buckle

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

The Rangers and reliever Eric Gagne agreed to a one-year, $8 million contract, including the lifetime supply of safety goggles he insisted upon, Tuesday, pending a physical. It was the giant belt buckle shaped like Texas and new 10 gallon hat extra incentives that sold Gagne, initially.
The 30-year-old right-hander spent the past eight years of [...]