Archive for December 14th, 2006

On Guard!

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

The fact that this is actually “news” makes my brain bleed.
Wayne Rooney nearly died while watching the Knicks play the Celtics at Madison Square Garden on Monday night.
First thing’s first. Who the hell is Wayne Rooney? For the 90% of you that don’t give a crap about soccer, he plays for the Premiership’s Manchester United.
Second, [...]