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As 2006 comes to a close, some of our favorite football players have made their 2007 resolutions. We asked them to finish the following sentence: "In 2007, I resolve to ______."

• Brady Quinn: Stop pole dancing for the male cheerleaders.

• Dennis Green: Start looking for a job in sanitation.

• T.O.: Begin to understand that I'm only one person and it's the team that matters. HAHAHAHAHA - Psyche!.

• Mike Vick: Learn two new plays but that's all. Me mind is so crowded.

• Charlie Weis: Find a better job. This shit-hole is getting to me.

• Big Ben: Only crack two ribs and puncture one lung just prior to training camp.

• Lloyd Carr: Somehow coach a great team out of contention.

• Brett Favre: Just have fun throwing 20 interceptions.

• Michael Irvin: To limit myself to blow on the weekends just prior to going on the air at ESPN.

• Bobby Bowden: Daggummit, I need another son. Is that a resolution?

• Tank Johnson: To get three people killed trying to protect my wee body.

• Donovan McNabb: I'll gain more weight and collapse earlier in the season so the team has a shot at the playoffs.