Critical sports blog

In order to preserve the union and to deflect criticism away from the massive choke job Virginia Tech suffered against Georgia, The Critic is changing the TCSB. Obviously our new URL, like Spam, is taking the world by storm. Some people think we are a betting site whilst others, namely gonads like this young pup, are ever tearful due to our unwillingness to copy whole passages from mainstream media sites and run it as a post. Nevertheless perfection is a goal and if blogging were beauty we'd be Rosie O'Donnell. Still, in the midnight hour, a return to blunt force sarcasm will soothe the savage beast that lurks within every human, save Clay Aiken. Our goal is simple; we can't think of one. Coming onto the scene a few months ago we rocketed to the top of the world or at least our own miserable existence by deploying, in a classic forward slope position, an ambush on sports. If you took it seriously we lampooned it. Slowly we began to drift away like a hot young teen to a cult. Rescue came from alcohol which, if you're reading this, you should be drinking. (Never drive drunk, yada yada yada) So here we stand, on the edge of a maelstrom 2007, ready to plunge headlong into the hilarity that is sports.