Archive for February, 2007

Manning and Grossman

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

Just a day prior to the Super Bowl, it’s time to look at the Critical differences between Rex Grossman and Peyton Manning:
Wins: Manning: First Super Bowl Grossman: He played quarters last night.
College: Manning: Tennessee Grossman: Florida
Biggest Dream: Manning: Win a Super Bowl Grossman: Find the number of the bimbo he met last [...]

Alabama Recruiting Brochure

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

National Signing Day is Wednesday. It’s a day of excitement for high school football players and fans of college football. Every school is making a final push to secure the finest players in the country. Alabama is no exception. Nick Saban looks forward to recruiting because it’s a chance to lie without any real consequences. [...]

Peyton Manning, Rex Grossman

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

Just a day prior to the Super Bowl, it’s time to look at the Critical differences between Rex Grossman and Peyton Manning:

Wins: Manning: First Super Bowl Grossman: He played quarters last night.

College: Manning: Tennessee Grossman: Florida

Biggest Dream: Manning: Win a Super Bowl Grossman: Find the number of the bimbo he met last [...]

Alabama Recruiting Brochure

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

National Signing Day is Wednesday. It’s a day of excitement for high school football players and fans of college football. Every school is making a final push to secure the finest players in the country. Alabama is no exception. Nick Saban looks forward to recruiting because it’s a chance to lie without any real consequences. [...]

It Could Happen in Sports

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

While fans await the Super Bowl, The Critic waits for the following:

Tom Jackson admits his love for Chris Berman on air.

Brady Quinn and Braylon Edwards spawn a child: Little Brayquinn says his first word: “Contract!”

Nick Saban announces his intention to run for Congress.

The New York Yankees decide to go corporate on the new Yankee stadium. [...]

Reasons the Bengals Stay In Trouble

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

Like Sisyphus pushing his boulder, the Bengals can’t avoid their fate. Chad Johnson, while not being named a suspect or person of interest, was questioned by the Miami Po-Po in the death of another man. Why, inquiring minds want to know, do the Bengals continue to spiral out of control? The Critic, mindful of civic [...]

It Could Happen in Sports

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

While fans await the Super Bowl, The Critic waits for the following:

Tom Jackson admits his love for Chris Berman on air.

Brady Quinn and Braylon Edwards spawn a child: Little Brayquinn says his first word: “Contract!”

Nick Saban announces his intention to run for Congress.

The New York Yankees decide to go corporate on the new Yankee stadium. [...]

Cowboys Look At Other Candidates

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

Jerry Jones apparently will wait to make an announcement on a new coach until after the Super Bowl. Perhaps the Commissioner rang him up and asked him not to take attention away from Super Bowl week. So Cowboy fans must show patience until a failed coach is announced. Well, unless he gives Mike Singletary a [...]

Change

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

Count me in with Bobby Bowden. I know less about the Internet than previously thought. Who knew someone could use your IP address? Further, color me surprised that I’m suddenly a member of several groups I’ve never joined. With the exception of FanIQ and my spot at Blogcritics, I’m not a member or contributor to [...]

Barbaro: The Real Story

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

After witnessing the weeping coverage over the death of Barbaro, it became apparent society is crumbling. From the slab to the supporting beams, the entire structure of society is teetering on the brink of absolute decay. Part of the problem is evident in the coverage of the death of a horse.
Make no mistake, Barabaro was [...]