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National Signing Day is Wednesday. It's a day of excitement for high school football players and fans of college football. Every school is making a final push to secure the finest players in the country. Alabama is no exception. Nick Saban looks forward to recruiting because it's a chance to lie without any real consequences. Here, for your perusal, are reasons to attend Alabama and play football:
The School:
Located in a state known for it's academic prowess.
Fight Song: You Lie Like A Cheap Rug
Enrollment: 20,000. Athletes attending class: 4
Why You Should Commit to Alabama:
- No speeches about morals from the coaching staff.
- Chance to lose to Meyer, Spurrier, Tuberville, and Fulmer.
- We don't care about off the field incidents.
- Free ethnic slur book with each admission.
- Free copy of the film Deliverance with admission.
- Learn from Coach Saban. He'll teach you the basics because you can trust him. Just ask the Miami Dolphins and LSU Tigers.
- Our Paypal plan allows you to receive your recruiting money upfront with no strings attached. Shhhh....
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Saturday, February 3rd, 2007 at 7:30 am
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April 28th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
I agree with you 99% but wonder if you have really looked at the whole picture. DOn’t mean to be critical just food for thought.