Critical sports blog

While fans await the Super Bowl, The Critic waits for the following:

• Tom Jackson admits his love for Chris Berman on air.

• Brady Quinn and Braylon Edwards spawn a child: Little Brayquinn says his first word: “Contract!”

• Nick Saban announces his intention to run for Congress.

• The New York Yankees decide to go corporate on the new Yankee stadium. Welcome to the Bronx Crack House.

• The Duke Blue Devils finish the season ranked behind Delta State

• An NFL player drives the speed limit and arrives home safely.

• Coach Bobby Knight donates a kidney to Miles Brand

• Alabama graduates 20% of it’s players for the first time in school history.

• Barry Bonds head explodes on opening day; Giants give him a one year extension.

• Someone in Miami is murdered and no athlete is involved.

• Andy Reid’s sons are hired as motivational speakers for the Bengals.

• Norv Turner turns down Cowboys resulting in Jerry Jones coaching the team.