Archive for the 'Basketball' Category

Criollos 2009 Basketball (f) individual and group analysis

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

Creole: the most massive games inter colleges nationwide
Creoles are, or at least should be the highest echelon of the sport in the UCLV participatory supposed to arrive at them, ie the games they should have powers inter performed according to their conditions Inter games. Years and Inter. Specialties (Law and mechanics are pure), with [...]

Understand Basketball

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

What’s all the hoop-la?
Basketball is one of the most spectacular, fast-paced sports on the planet. Probably the best thing about basketball is its broad appeal. Its basic rules are easy to learn for a novice spectator, yet the movements of the players are intricate and complex enough to satisfy a seasoned fan. While it’s [...]

Spin a Basketball

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Globetrotter Wannabe?
No matter how many 2torials you read, you might never be able to hit a home run in the World Series or slam a football through the goal posts after the winning Super Bowl touchdown. But of all the skills of athletic coordination, spinning a basketball is one of the showiest and easiest to [...]

Wayne Simien leaves the basket for the church!

Monday, May 4th, 2009

The former Miami Heat player Wayne Simien decided to leave the basket for a life of church and close to the young star athletes.
Here are his words to mean: “I and my family we have returned, and were a happy return … we had a fantastic experience in Spain. I played a good season and [...]

UNC Violates Arizona

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

The Critic rarely watches college basketball prior to the month of March. An intriguing match-up involving two quality programs is the exception. Thus, with eager anticipation, or as much as one can muster fro college basketball, my ass was parked firmly in the recliner for the UNC-Arizona game.
Mistake.
UNC dominated, eviscerated, and obliterated Arizona. For a [...]

Sports Shit On My Mind

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Wherein The Critic, in an especially foul mood, examines a number of subjects at one time:

Ricky Davis, upset with Minnesota Timberwolves coaches for pulling him, stalked off the court towards the locker room only to return and stand around miffed. The Wolves suspended him for one game. Davis will regret his actions when he’s in [...]

A New Beginning For Luke Jackson

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Luke Jackson has been given another shot in the NBA, as the LA Clippers have given him a 10-day contract. Who is Luke Jackson? He’s the guy continuously being carted off the court on a gurney.
Jackson was Cleveland’s 10th selection in the first round of the 2004 NBA draft, but was limited to playing time [...]

Sixers Finally Set To Stop Suckfest

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Much like the Memphis Grizzlies and Atlanta Hawks, the Philadelphia 76ers suck at basketball. Larry Brown finds himself as the new VP of the very worst team in the Eastern Conference at 10-28, but that is about to change.
After missing eleven of their last fourteen games due to foot and ankle problems with “flu-like symptoms”, [...]

The Memphis Grizzlies Suck At Basketball

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

The Grizzlies have won 9 games this season. Nine. In mid-January, they find themselves sitting at the very bottom of the standings. Sure, they’re only one game worse than the struggling Sixers and two behind the Hawks, but they’re still technically the crappiest team in the entire league, with no light at the end of [...]

Womens Basketball Team Likes To Bang At Colorado State

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

The womens basketball team at Colorado State University loves to party. Oh, and for fun they create small chemical bombs and leave them outside of a teammates door. Hilarious pranksters abound at CSU.
Emily Neal, 19, Kelly Jo Mullaney, 18, Raysha Ritter, 18, and reserve Brittney Stirling, 19, are now part of sports lore for being [...]