Archive for the 'NFL' Category

Rece Davis Declares For NFL Draft

Monday, January 8th, 2007

ESPN broadcaster Rece Davis will declare for the NFL draft citing his personality as the main reason he believes he can make it with an NFL team. An unabashed Alabama booster and second rate broadcaster, the cherubic Davis hopes to play defensive tackle at the next level because of the physical contact.
A graduate of The [...]

Bill Cowhers New Job

Friday, January 5th, 2007

Bill Cowher departs the sunny weather in Pittsburgh for the cold, harsh environment of North Carolina. He’ll need work because the Steelers paid minimum wage. Here are a few jobs tailor made for Bill that offer more money than the Steelers:

President of National Chin Club. He could easily beat out Sammy Sosa.

Bag Boy at the [...]

Oakland Dismisses Art Shell, Hires John Heisman

Friday, January 5th, 2007

The Oakland Raiders are officially tired of losing. They’ve decided to fold the franchise. Art Shell, in what must be a strange case of I’ve seen this before, is now posting his resume on Monster.com. Raiders brass dismissed the coach after one season, albeit a miserable one.
Mustering only two wins in 16 games isn’t the [...]