Can’t Stop The Bleeding, Darrent Williams, and Other Thoughts

Monday, January 1st, 2007

Quick thoughts compiled while listening to Bob Davie spew words:

Courage comes in many forms. One way is to name your blog after a female monthly biological function: Can’t Stop The Bleeding really starts the New Year off with a bang by calling me a race expert. He’s correct. It beats being an indie music legend [...]

Spreading the Stank: Sports Bastards, The Futon Report, Deadspin, Giants Football Blog

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

Persuing several sports sites while dressed as the Godfather, I found some good stank:

Giants Football Blog correctly observes Tom Coughlin waited too long to make a coaching move.

Sports Bastards talks about idiot kickers.

The Futon Report displays a picture of some serious sports bloggers.

In addition we at The Critical Sports Blog are stunned at the deaths [...]

Pusey Linebacker Hates Last Name and Deadspin

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

It’s a treat to see stupidity in action. Four workers changing a light bulb, the offensive game-plan of the Oakland Raiders or a man named Pusey picking a fight with Deadspin (Note to Pusey: Never pick fights with people who write). Lucious Pusey is a linebacker at some obscure college where English proficiency isn’t required [...]

Bobby Knight is No George Patton. He’s A Pansy

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

It’s a treat to see stupidity in action. Four workers changing a light bulb, the offensive game-plan of the Oakland Raiders or a man named Pusey picking a fight with Deadspin (Note to Pusey: Never pick fights with people who write). Lucious Pusey is a linebacker at some obscure college where English proficiency isn’t required [...]

TigerSmack, Babes Love Baseball, Deadspin, The Postmen

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

Wherein The Critic looks at sports blogs:

TigerSmack is new to the Critic’s Choice and they discuss Les Miles Hat. Who knew he wore a hat? My college isn’t LSU but we do we share the name Tigers.

Babes That Love Baseball talk about the American League’s MVP.

Deadspin showcases a photograph of Gilbert Arenas that will haunt [...]

The Extrapolator and Other Sports Blogs

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

The perfect way to begin a Sunday is to spread some stank. Therefore, let the stank begin:

The Extrapolator talks porn and Big Ten Football. There are two subjects that give rise to nasty thoughts.

We Are the Postmen picked Michigan to beat Ohio State. Despite their proficiency at selecting the wrong team the Critic is appreciative [...]

Zach Randolph Faces Civil Suit, Comparisons To Kobe

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

The NBA gets more bad news than Darfur. Zach Randolph of the Portland Trailblazers is facing a civil lawsuit from a woman who claims Randolph performed various acts on her. Hmmmm……Deadspin mentioned it and True Hoops has the complaint which reads like a bad episode of the Jamie Foxx Show.
Zach allegedly likes to use the [...]

Spreading the Stank: Deadspin, There’s Your Karma, and Other Sports Blogs

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

Wherein The Critic looks at sports blogs:

Deadspin is quoted in the New York Times. ESPN, fearing a takeover, hires security consultants from the Rand Corporation.

Flash Warner takes on Nike. Brains, beauty and talent. Nike is dead.

Can’t Stop The Bleeding continues a worldwide campaign to eradicate racism and impregnate small field animals. (Whine on)

With Leather provides [...]

Spreading the Stank

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

Wherein The Critic looks at sports blogs:

I Dislike Your Favorite Team looks at future Hall of Famer Cleo Lemon. Here we go Cleo, here we go!

There’s Your Karma, Ripe as Peaches talks about a Boston Pitcher known for his opinions and finishing last on game-shows that require some form of education. Flash Warner provides the [...]

Where’s Suzy Kolber? Is She in Iowa?

Saturday, November 11th, 2006

Several blogs (The Big Lead and the aptly titled Kissing Suzy Kolber) have noted the absence of Suzy Kolber, the University of Miami graduate, hip hop maven, and current queen of ESPN (When Berman isn’t around). Even Deadspin mentioned it in passing.
Where is Suzy? Is she working behind the scenes in the hunt for a [...]