The Blame Game

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

George Karl and Isiah Thomas already had a tense relationship over the way Larry Brown was fired by the Knicks, considering Karl and Brown’s close friendship. So, after what went down Saturday night at MSG, Coach Karl was pissed. He called out Thomas for instigating the brawl between the Knicks and the Nuggets, calling him [...]

Melo Out, Spazatron

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

It really can’t get much worse for the 9-17 Knicks at this point, as ten players were ejected after a brawl with the Nuggets at Madison Square Garden Saturday night.
The Knicks were down by nineteen with 1:15 remaining in the fourth, when Mardy Collins (NY) wrapped his arms around J.R. Smith’s (DEN) neck as he [...]

On Guard!

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

The fact that this is actually “news” makes my brain bleed.
Wayne Rooney nearly died while watching the Knicks play the Celtics at Madison Square Garden on Monday night.
First thing’s first. Who the hell is Wayne Rooney? For the 90% of you that don’t give a crap about soccer, he plays for the Premiership’s Manchester United.
Second, [...]

Steve Francis Uses Race Card. I Pimp Slap Steve Francis

Saturday, December 2nd, 2006

In the course of a daily perusal of sporting headlines The Critic looks for the following:

College Sports

Naked Volleyball players

Stupid People

Steve Francis, late of the basketball machine known as the Knicks, is the latest member of the dumb-ass hall of fame. In the wake of a brawl between the Knicks and Nuggets, which by the way [...]

Scoop Jackson Believes He’s an Idiot

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Scoop Jackson broke out the Ebonics dictionary and vomited his first and second columns for Page 2 over at ESPN. For those unable or unwilling to read Page 2 here’s a sample of Scoops work:
Shit. I be yankin these hoes when I hang wif Spike at the Knicks game. I b’lieve that spote oughta be [...]

Knicks, Mota, Reynolds, Left Turning

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Knicks, Mota, Reynolds, Left Turning

The Knicks blew a 19 point lead in the fourth quarter but held on to win by a point after three overtimes. Despite the win the Knicks didn’t disappoint; they almost blew it. It’s certain that they will blow many leads during the season but right now, after one game, the [...]

NBA News: Knicks, Bobcats, Stephen A. Smith and Other Losers

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

The dunks, missed free-throws, and Vince Carter dunking on Alonzo Mourning all return as the NBA season gets ready to kick off. There’s nothing like watching Isiah Thomas effortlessly destroy another business venture or Steve Nash compete against some guy from Turkey. In honor of the pending hoops-fest let’s go around the league:

Fans are eager [...]