Man Shot By NYPD Nephew of Miami Hurricanes Coach

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

If you are now or have ever been associated with the University of Miami or if you are related to or passed by anyone connected to the ‘Canes head to the cellar and have someone brick you in immediately.
The man who was gunned down by New York City Police is the nephew of Frank Haith, [...]

Miami Hurricane Coaching Search

Saturday, November 25th, 2006

The Miami Hurricanes are actively searching for a new coach after dismissing Larry Coker. The list includes Greg Schiano and Randy Shannon. In order to simplify the process The Critical Sports Blog is compiling a list of requirements to help aid in the Miami Coaching Search:

Must be willing to obtain concealed weapons permit.

Must be a [...]

Coker Dismissed. Replacement Sought

Friday, November 24th, 2006

Larry Coker was dismissed from his position as Head Coach of the University of Miami. It came as no surprise to most observers of college football. Here are some leading candidates to replace Coker:

Greg Schiano

Suge Knight

Jeff Bowden

Tom Izzo

OJ Simpson

The Nightstalker

The UnaBomber

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Any DEA agent

Butch Davis At UNC. UNC Still In Cellar

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

ESPN reports that former Miami Hurricanes Coach Butch Davis is seriously considering the UNC football vacancy. The report states,
Davis has begun assembling a coaching staff from the ranks of NFL and major college programs should he decide to accept the North Carolina coaching job, according to a coach who has spoken to Davis and two [...]