It’s come to this:
Wanted: Human being, preferably male willing to take on large task with aging owner overruling most decisions. Must be semi-literate, willing to change jobs every year, and image conscious. Must be willing to work in dangerous environment in a city best known for it’s murder rate. No experience needed (in fact it’s [...]
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The Oakland Raiders are thought of as the Mir Space Station of professional football. Old, creaky, and technologically challenged, the Raiders are in need of help on both sides of the ball, the front office, coaching staff, and the vendors. To borrow a complex term, they suck.
As always we seek to help out any team [...]
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The Oakland Raiders are officially tired of losing. They’ve decided to fold the franchise. Art Shell, in what must be a strange case of I’ve seen this before, is now posting his resume on Monster.com. Raiders brass dismissed the coach after one season, albeit a miserable one.
Mustering only two wins in 16 games isn’t the [...]
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Randy Moss seeks to elevate stupidity to heights not reached since the Fred Smoot Love Boat scandal. Moss, gifted with athletic skills that he hides on most plays, blames his mood for his erratic play. If by mood he means he’s lost a step, perhaps snorted too much blow, or has never been as good [...]
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