As 2006 comes to a close, some of our favorite football players have made their 2007 resolutions. We asked them to finish the following sentence: “In 2007, I resolve to ______.”
Brady Quinn: Stop pole dancing for the male cheerleaders.
Dennis Green: Start looking for a job in sanitation.
T.O.: Begin to understand that I’m only one person [...]
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Sports figures awoke to wonderful gifts under their respective Christmas tree’s. Here are a few examples of what they received:
T.O. received four cases of glue to use on his hands during a game.
Latrell Sprewell, long gone from the NBA, received $5.00 from his Aunt Gussie Mae to help him feed his family since the millions [...]
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Donovan McNabb tore his ACL, ending his season and sending Philadelphia into a depression worse than any the city has faced since…last week. McNabb rolled right against the Titans and went down on their sidelines. It’s unknown if the play was the direct result of a hit or a misstep by McNabb.
The Iggles haven’t played [...]
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Randy Moss seeks to elevate stupidity to heights not reached since the Fred Smoot Love Boat scandal. Moss, gifted with athletic skills that he hides on most plays, blames his mood for his erratic play. If by mood he means he’s lost a step, perhaps snorted too much blow, or has never been as good [...]
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